Karl Rove is officially leaving the White House. According to a press conference that was held yesterday, he plans to spend more time with his family. Some claim that Karl Rove was a despicable man who was able to manipulate the public into voting Republican. I for one disagree this assessment. Manipulating the American public into doing something is quite possibly the easiest thing to do. The American people are deeply stupid, and stupid people are easy to manipulate. Just set up areas in every state that hand out free lottery tickets and booze, and a majority of the American people would be behind your every command. However, I digress. Everyone on the left might hate Karl Rove for his perceived 'evil genius', but to me he will always be known as MC Rove.

Now listen up suckers
Don't get the jitters
But MC Rove tears the head off critters
That's true, it's cruel to see
But he's gonna be about animal cruelty
He's a man, he's a treasure trove
Tell me what is your name?
I'm MC Rove
That's right he can't be beat,
Because he so white from his head to his feet
But he will rap it when you give him a chance
Look at him move doing a rappin' dance
That's true, he's a dancing resident
He is the side-kick to the president
Tell me what is your name?
MC Rove
That's true he crossing his arms
He rapping and a chilling and showing his charm
He will do it without fail
Get out his gun 'cause he shooting quail
That man will never stop
Look at him jumping up and down,
Ready to hop
He's got so much to prove
Tell me you never knew that this man could move
Doing the dance,
The Karl Rove dance
Dancing and talking, dancing and talking…
You were such a helpful treasure trove
Tell me what is your name?
MC Rove
See him later hanging in the cove
Tell me what is your name?
MC Rove

Who is causing that vomit in your mouth? MC Rove. It's hard to take anyone seriously who not only embarrasses himself, but an entire genre of music. He also fully admits to killing animals for pleasure. Most politicians would murder puppies, and then cover it up (read: Richard Nixon) but Karl Rove just comes right out and says it. I do admire his in-your-face attitude and frank honesty. I know I should probably care about the future of this country, but honestly, as long as I get comic fodder for my website, then I really don't care. (Also: beware of the next Tupac mix disc Burson).